If there’s one thing I NEVER understood, it’s this:
Why would you waste your youth on school work? If it’s a Saturday night and I’m inviting you to the club and your answer is: “Oh, I can’t, I have homework to do” then get the fuck out of here. You mean to tell me, that you’re SUCH a procrastinator that you waited until 11pm ON A SATURDAY to do your homework? A good time at the club only takes 5, 6 hours tops and you can’t get your head out of the books for that? Even if that is your excuse, are you really going to do it at 5 o’clock in the morning? Does homework give you that much of an orgasm that you’re going to be up doing THAT in the wee hours of the night? Now, if it’s a weekday then that’s totally fine! Maybe the homework is due tomorrow. Maybe your class schedule during the week is a bit hectic but a Saturday? No, there are no classes on Saturdays, you had ALL day to do it and you have ALL of Sunday to do it as well! Quit being your textbook’s bitch and go shake your ass at the club.
